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2009-01-03, 4:06 a.m.

the previous entry was good, i mean hot and well worth a read (and more time up front before this bit of drivel nudged it into the archives, which is also excellent, if not always hot {thank you paris, as we roll our eyes in united sarcasm}, seriously, what's going on here?)... a public diary by the one and only dudeinski?... whatever sort of maniacs might this attract (as we glance nonchalantly around… oh, a mirror, who put that there?)...



the banner, ”you did not just write that”, just grabbed me by the throat and dragged me here as it popped up on my screen just as i uploaded my entry tonight (not to be confused with entertainment tonight, unless you have the taste in entries that might say you SO did right that, dude with a dumbstruck awe saved for watching surfers disappear into a curl and reappear on the other side, or exploding space shuttles, perhaps)...



i tend to get that reaction from time to time (amidst my massive understatements) and lately, upon my return from the groins of blogspot to suck and the teat of diaryland's milk and honey in the past couple of months after being on hiatus (actually, at blogspot, where twenty odd new blogs were added to my crimes against the internet and humanity) for a couple of years, i may have crossed enough lines to be arrested in some puritanical countries... luckily, the usa is not one of those (wait, what's that loud knocking at the door... quick, hide me under your desk… there, i’m safe here… ummmm, did you forget to wear underwear today?... ouch, if i compliment your pointy shoes will you stop kicking me?... dave?... dave's not here)...



but this is not all about me (like most of my entries), this is about this new venture into the public dare that dudeinski has presented for us... just when we were getting bored with ourselves, we can now come here and get bored with each other, i mean, inspire each other to reach for new heights... open new doors and windows... drop our drawers and panties and yell, we're catching a draft and we're not gonna take it anymore...



or something like that...



so i want to thank dudeinski for the opportunity to expose myself like this to the multitudes who will soon flock to this place to see what kind of fools we are (the kind of fools who dance with the devil in the pale moonblight, perhaps... or moonlight, for that matter... or like an old song, it's still the same old story, i suppose)...



moonlight becomes you


it was once said


but when the moon fell on us


we all became dead



captain, all the stars have gone out!...



so i want to thank the academy, and dudeinski, for this opportunity to present both sides of the argument for gun control and better pharmaceuticals for the masses (cuz mass can get so painfully boring, after all)...



i did just write that… and this, for that matter… and now, i shall deny all claim to fame this might bring, unless it pays well enough to hire a good team of lawyers…



so don’t start a forest fire, or even a forrest gump, for the tree you save could be your mother and besides, we save more trees by posting words online instead of writing in paper journals than smokey the bear ever did and in the end, the tree you save is equal to the tree you gave, so remember, only you can prevent entries like this from being here when people click on dudeinski’s clever banner by posting one of your own…



save yourself, donations accept :)



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